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- "╘HE ╘ELECOM ┬LUES"
- WITH APOLOGIES TO ╩ANICE ╩OPLIN
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- ╧H ╠ORD, WON'T YAH BUY ME, A FASTER MODEM.
- ═Y FRIENDS GOT 1200S, ╔ SURE ENVY 'EM.
- ╧R A 2400, ╔'D BLOW THEM AWAY.
- ╧H LORD, SEND A MODEM, NOW WHAT DO YAH SAY?
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- ╧H LORD, WON'T YAH BUY ME, A ──╙ LINE?
- 56 ╦┬ WOULD SURE BE SO FINE.
- ╔'D UPLOAD THOSE PROGRAM IN NEW RECORD TIME.
- ╧H LORD, WON'T YAH BUY ME A ──╙ LINE?
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- ╧H LORD, WON'T YAH BUY ME, A LINK MADE OF GLASS.
- ╘1 WAS ╧╦ BUT FIBER'S GOT MORE CLASS.
- ╬O MORE ╓├╧, ╔'LL SEND OUT THE REAL THING.
- ╧H LORD, BASEBAND NETWORKS ARE WHAT YOU SHOULD BRING.
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- ╧H LORD, WON'T YAH BUY ME A SATELLITE LINK.
- ╚OOK IT TO ╥OCKVILLE, OR NOW THAT ╔ THINK...
- ╘O ┬ROOKFIELD, ╧╚ WOULD TICKLE ME PINK.
- ╧H LORD, WON'T YAH BUY ME A SATELLITE LINK.
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- ┴BOVE ├OPYRIGHT (C) 1986, ╩AMES ═. ╘URNER (╙╞ [╩AMES])
- ╔F YOU STEAL IT, ╔'LL TRY NOT TO LAUGH TOO HARD...
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